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Kathleen the Astrology Seer values

Your Non-Conformity & Self-Expression and the way that you rebel against mediocrity to express yourself.


Your Wisdom & Whimsy wins me over every time. A life infused art, magic, life, love, visions in real time of the past, present and future. Oh my!


Your Curiosity & Confidence: The curiosity to ask, “What if?” And the confidence to say, “Why not!” and then you follow your heart's desires towards new adventures.

Street-smart Astrology Reads

⚖️ The legal balancing act.
I tell you what, when I received that letter saying I had been called up for jury I was absolutely pumped! I had to go into the city on the date allocated to where there was a whole room of us sitting around waiting to be told what to do next.... B...
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🐢 And now for some TMNT fun, I've deduced the following:
Raph is a Cancer Sun, Aries Moon: he's protective, ready for action, moody and mad about it too. "Try these Sai on for size!" Mikey is a Sagittarius Sun, Gemini Moon: fun, friendly, adhd and up for anything! His Nunchaku are the only thing spinning...
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🧜‍♂️ Neptune is a slippery fish.
By the time you realize he is there, he's swimming away again! When Neptune transits through the houses, he casts out an aqua foam net of ambiguity, a ripple of ocean currents that's humanly visible only through the moistened veil, with so...
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☀️ Look into your Solar Arc charts.
Look at the past times when a planet changed signs (ingressed) and note what was happening in your life at those times. Now look at your future Solar Arc ingresses and plan accordingly! You control your own destiny.
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🪐 The further the planet, the longer the orbit.
The longer the orbit, the longer the planet stays in each sign and this length of stay in a sign (or house) is called a transit. Some transits last 2 days, some for 2 weeks, 2 months, 2 years, even 2 decades! You see, the transits can pass by you i...
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🐈 Garfield!
Omg fat cats!!!!! Garfield's birthday is 19th June 1978! Which makes him a Gemini Sun + Saggi Moon his Cancer stellium explains all that grumpiness and emotional eating. Cartoonist Jim Davis is a Leo Sun, Pisces Moon, Gemini Rising. He and...
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🛸 Alf the Iconic.
👽 I've just learned that Alf's birthday is 28 October 1756, which is good to know, except the astrology software doesn't recognise Melmac as a place of birth so his big 3 could be absolutely anything!! The short king has no filter or volume control,...
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🖖🏼To Live Long and Prosper.
In 1888 Neptune and Pluto were hanging ten together in Gemini, where Uranus is now. Outer planets take centuries to orbit the Sun, and what I'm saying is: Uranus, Neptune and Pluto all jamming together in Gemini in the 2870's is some Star...
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🗿 Unearthing the Mythos.
Whenever I read about the unearthing of an ancient sculpture, I always consider the impact of it upon Earth. A 2000 year old stature of the Goddess Hygieia emerging from the rocks and sand is giving "clean up your act" and "take care of ...
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🔶️ Jupiter expands things!
This includes your body. A child can shoot upwards two sizes during a Jupiter transit. Adults can fill out two sizes. Or more. This expansion can occur most notably when Jupiter is transiting your Sun Sign and/or your Rising Sign, so practise moder...
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